Monday, September 30, 2013

Bye bye summer time....

Lest we forget, this summer was the summer where we could see the light at the end of the tunnel!


Everyone is big enough to draw their own pictures in chalk.... and wear flip flops! 

We can actually attend birthday parties now!  (though don't ask us to carry on a conversation!) 
We sleep in big beds! (sometimes together!) 
We get to go in "Mommy's Car" all by ourselves, but then ask the whole time "where's Mila?"

Is it true?  Is it about to "be fun"?  Can't wait to find out!!!

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Poop-scapades!

So, we here in BY universe are definitely poop focused.

Here are some things recently heard:

Mila: gets up from potty chair.  "Woah!  Look at my poops!"
E: looks in- it was like 10lbs and almost the size of Mila!  "Holy moley!"
M:" yeah!"
E:  daddy calls mommy to come look. The whole BY family is then in the bathroom focused on this large Mila deposit!  Applauding!

KP: "daddy, I need you to come with me to potty!"
E:"why?"
KP:"Cause I'm going to have huge poops  and I need you to wipe!"

Coco:  purple face. Grunting
E:"Coco, did you poop?"
C:"no"
E:"Coco, did you poop?"
C:"No"
E:"Coco, did you poop?"
C:"NO!!"
E:"Coco, did you poop?"
C: sheepishly... "yeeeesss!"

Mila:"Daddy, come on!  I've got BIG poops!" Leading me to potty chair...


The Weekend Review

So, this past weekend, Maine and I were both off. So this meant a full BY weekend. 

We had our usual waffles on Saturday morning. 

Followed by a jaunt to the gym. 

Then a trip to fit for fun. 



Then lunch and nap time. 

Later, since the weather was awesome, we went to the park to play and chase geese. 





Whew!

Then on Sunday, we went to the beach!



And eventually found our way to pizza!!!




Whew. What a BY Weekend!!!


Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Unleashing the Hounds.....

So, we knew that this day would come at some point.  But I guess we were really not prepared for it.  It all happened so fast.
 
Last Wednesday, we had the dreaded awakening.  The Q heard a weird sound coming from the Twizz room.  She went to investigate, and found the moment we were dreading for months...
 
But it was Coco.  Straddling the railing between the two cribs.  Like he was riding a horse.  And he had the biggest smile on his face!  ear to ear!  We quickly put him back in bed. 
 
That evening, in bed, we sat there.  Stark realization in our heads.  We knew we were doomed!  We had figured that it would be Mila that would have the gumption.  But it was Coco.  We knew our lives would never be the same
 
We didn't sleep a wink!
 
Thursday, we made the decision to take down the crib walls.  We decided to just take off the front.  The other sides were secure to the base.  We made up the cribs like beds... and waited.
 
That evening we found out.  We unleashed the hounds of hell!
 
The Twizz thought they had died and gone to Disneyland.  For two hours, they were running around, screaming, jumping, laughing and giggling.  They were not tired at all... ever!  Then it came ~9pm and trying to push bedtime...  That did not go over well.  Both threw fits and screamed and had monster tantrums.  We closed them in their room, but they kept getting up and opening the door.  It was too late in the night to try to switch the locks, so we tried the baby gates to lock them in.  That worked for about 5 secs, until Coco busted them down. 
 
There was no sleep in GM.  (Somehow, through all this we were able to convince KP to go to sleep in her room.... Amazing).  Around 11pm, Coco gave up and passed out.  Mila, however, did not.  Unfortunately, it seems that we were not allowed to either.  About ever hour, she would wake up, scream, get up, and leave her room.  (Which we would see on video monitor)  Then we would hear the pitter-patter of little Mila feet down the hall.  Then we could hear her heavy breathing outside the door, and she would jiggle the handle.  Then she would get scared and run back to her room.  This scenario played itself out every hour that night.  However, she eventually got enough nerve to open the door.  Unfortunately, the closest to her was my side of the bed.... tap-tap-tap... Daddy!!!  I then pick her up and take her to bed.  I am not sure when this finally ended, but the alarm went off pretty early.
 
However, when we opened our door to go out, we found a little present in the hall.  Mila had fallen asleep outside our door... cuddled in a ball... bootie in the air!
 
The next day, the Q realized that we can lock the doors from the outside.  Whew!  We're moving on up!  Quiet time however, was not so quiet!  There was an amazing amount of screaming, wailing and gnashing of baby teeth! 
 
Until they passed out!
 
 
Sometimes, Mila's screaming was too much for Coco
 
 

This success was short lived... the outdoor locking mechanism broke!!!!  This required a little Daddy - MacGyver ingenuity with a screwdriver, bubble gum, and booze!

Wala!  Outside locking mechanism

This has played itself out over the weekend gradually.  Quiettime is still a struggle.  There is screaming and wailing, but it is eventually easing off. 

Locking them in surely helps us sleep at night!!!

Monday, August 26, 2013

The Pizz Turns 4!!

On this day, 4 years ago, we had one of these....
... Which has turned into one of these!!!




She celebrated the big 4 with Pizza, presents, and ....
Insta-party!  Oh, wait, but don't forget the...

Cupcakes!!!


Happy Birthday, Little Princess!

Sunday, August 25, 2013

The BabyYarnoz Universe revisits Potty Training!

It's been a while since I mustered up some energy to post. But this topic surely deserves one. 

For the better part of the past month, we've been trying to potty train the twizzles. It's definitely not as easy as KP. I figured the Twizz would be twice as hard, but is much much worse. Trying to train two is exponentially harder, try squared (time I finally used my engineering degree for something!  Ita and wowo should be proud). We tried the original technique that we did with Kemper, going every half hour. Unfortunately, the Twizz didn't want to go at the same time, or wanted to sit on different chairs!  So, was individual. Each took 20-30 mins on the chair, so by the to I was done with one (unsuccessfully of course) it was time for the other. Needless to say I never left the bathroom all day! This lasted one day. 

So we gave up for a while, until daycare rescued us, again.  Mila, it seems, is getting guilt tripped into using the potty!  Yay for peer pressure!!!  So, we're going forward again. Coco, meanwhile, is insistent on using the diaper. 

Other highlights from the past month:

🔹In our giddiness over Mila pottying, we wet out and got pink princess pull-ups. Mila promptly was allergic to them, getting massive welts all over her legs. The one time we go against the environment, Mila suffers!!!

🔹Coco sometimes insists on wearing Dora panties too. (I should stop allowing it)


🔹 Sometimes Mila is "too busy" to stop and us the potty. Much to our chagrin

🔹The book Sleeping Beauty is now Sleeping Doodie!

🔹We have dusted off the "Waterpoop Panties". These are waterproof outer liners to wear over panties. KP used them like a champ!

🔹The Queen and I went on a 2 day sabbatical while LaLa watched the Kizzles. We came back to tales of wondrously clean panties, even sleeping in them at night. That first night back,Mila left a horrific #3 in her panties ("Welcome back daddy!!!")  I had to turn on all the lights to wipe every little crevice.  Whew



🔹One day at daycare, Coco realized that Mila had to go potty. He kept insisting to the teachers that she had to get her diaper changed and to bring her to the changing table. Ha!

🔹 It is definitely true that girls are faster developing. Coco is perfectly content to ask for a diaper when he has to go. He had no interest in making deposits. 

🔹We inherited a singing potty chair, which we first thought didn't sing anymore. Then it woke up. No it sings at everything, even at random times in the middle of the night. I think it is haunted by the Ghost of Poopies Past!

🔹KP tries to be all "big sister" and help Mila. She even used one of my old techniques and have Mila squeeze her fingers!

🔹Mila does have body awareness; she can tell when she's ready. She'll sit on the pot and announce "it's coming down, Daddy!"  Sure enough it does!

🔹Whew!  The next evolution in BY. Our washing machine is loving not having to work every morning!




Sunday, August 04, 2013

Sunday, July 28, 2013

From "Growing Up With Two Sisters"

Chapter 3- Training Undies

Don't ever let your sisters pick out your undies!


Sunday Water Day!!!



The Coco-man Cave

Someone has discovered to benefits of the bathroom. 




It's the most quiet, alone time he's had in weeks!!!  He might never leave. (Still no success at potty training, though!)

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Homemade Pizza Time

So we here in BY Universe have grown a lot of matoes recently. Buckets of matoes. Boatloads of matoes   You get the picture. 

We just needed something to do with them. Then the MQ (will try out new name of Master Queen for the DQ. Since there hasn't been any D for a good couple of years) comes up with an idea. Homemade pizza!

Awesome idea!  We love pizza!

So we picked all the ripe matoes, and cooked them down to make a sauce. 


Then we went to grocery store to get supplies. 


Then we picked out our ingredients for each pizza. 



Sometimes it was tough to save the toppings for the pizza. 



Then we wait!!


Then we're ready to eat!!!


However, after this Herculean effort, no Kizzle wanted to eat!  Much to the MQs shagrin, and to the Editors gustatory delight!

Needless to say we will not be reproducing this any time soon!

Alas

Monday, July 08, 2013

Harvest


Early 'Mato harvest!  Plus onions. 

Yum yum 

Another Sunday

Another attempt at the beach!!




We might actually survive this thing!

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Surviving the Rain

Playing "school"


Kemper was a princess teacher!  Unfortunately, her students wouldn't pay attention and sit still. 

Almost like a real class!

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Piggy-tailed Cuteness

We can't forget about the Mila!!!




Poor Hamilton

Hiding out from the chaos and potty training!!!