Code Green!!!

So, the Pizz had been enjoying her new bathtub. It is nice to have all of her stuff in one place. She loves her small tub with all her toys. She seems to be getting comfortable in her new digs.

Almost too comfortable.

Today's bathtime, started out like any other... Daddy presents the naked baby to the warm tub water, admist a glowing fanfare of cheers...

and The Pizz plays with her toys, as Daddy tries furiously to clean all her nether regions, avoiding the splashing... He didn't realize he should be worried about other things....

After getting "ALLLLL CLEAN!", the Pizz was allowed to play with her toys and cups. A splish splash here... a cup there.

Then bubbles appeared.... Ha ha... I thought... just like her Daddy... and from a long line of Yarnoz genetics... forged in the mountains of Spain... She looked up at me, smiled, and kept on playing. I thought nothing of it. Turns out, it was a shot across the bow!

Next, came a little grunt... and then more bubbles.... ha ha... she's soo cute!

Then... came... the purple face ... (uh oh...) and then some grunting.... (UH OH!) and some serious straining. Then, she's done... back to playing... Hmmm... I think to myself... this isn't good. I look around for floating items... nothing. Whew! I'm safe. But I figure, I should just get her out to be safe....

I slide her rightward, so I can get a better grip.... a green streak is left behind on the bathtub floor.... oh crap! I lift her up... two sizeable green blobs were left in the tub. Oh god!

I pick her up, but then realize that I am not sure what is left on her backside... I can't just place her on the towel yet... oh gosh.... (The Maine is downstairs cooking dinner...)

I put her down, way over to the right side of the tub, to fully assess the situation. Then, the Pizz completes her evacuation with a grand Tee-Tee Esplosion! Great!

That's it... I think to myself... Time to call in for re-enforcements!

"Maine!!!! I need you!!!"

"What??" .... "Code brown.. CODE BROWN!!!"... er... "CODE GREEN!!!"

She comes upstairs and assesses the situation....

Guess who got to clean up the tub?

"I'm gonna wash that poop right outta my hair... I'm gonna wash...."