After this past travel weekend, there are certain phrases that I, or the GC 2.0, can never utter when travelling again.
The reason is that as soon as they were uttered, the Evil Jinx heard it and caused the exact opposite to happen!!!
Some examples of the Evil Jinx heard this past weekend:
1. "Look, Maine, the carseat is free. There is noooo way the airline can lose it!"
2. "Man, this flight has been a breeze!!!"
3. "I feel good. I think I'll have another Shipley Donut!"
4. "The Pizz usually doesn't make a mess in the tub"
5. "She can't hurt herself. It's just carpet"
6. "The Pizz is a great sleeper. Never cries at night!"
7. "Woo hoo! I made it a whole trip without clogging Laura's toilet!!!!"
Never again, Jinx! Never again!!!
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