Deep Daddy Thoughts

Well, since the DQ did a sappy post on Mommy's Day, I feel as if I have to prepare something for Daddy's Day.

But I have to interject some levity into the situation.  We can't all be sappy here in BY Universe.  Besides, where has all the humor gone.  (Editors Note: To be frank the last couple of days have been rough.  The Kizzles are a mix of URI, GI, teething, babying and no sleeping.  Not pleasant.)

Anyway, I'll have to try to update how the Editor views his Kizzles:

Kemper Pilar:
Current Nicknames: Kemper P, KPizzle, KPizz, Pizz, Nugget, Nugg, babygirl.
Who she looks like: daddy.  (Seriously... just look at those eyebrows and hair.  There is no doubt she's mine)
Who she acts like: daddy. (Goofball.  Sleeps like a champ.)
Who's brain: mommy. (She speaks english better than I do.  "What you say?"  She also is my signing dictionary)
Best attribute: Can say the cutest thing right at the moment you're about to kill her.
Best sayings: "back booty"  "what you say?"
Worst attribute: Unfortunately she has the athletic prowess of her parents.  (Needless to say that she has to be intelligent, because the athletic scholarship just ain't coming)
Hopeful short term goal: That she learns to brush her teeth.
Possible longterm job potential:   Hair model.  Sign translator.  Bieber's 3rd wife.  Doctor (probably will want to be like her mommy)

Michael Harcourt:
Current Nicknames: the Dude, Coco, Cocoman, Cocomandingo, Mandingo.
Who he looks like: his biological father.  (I am not sure where Sven, the swedish masseuse, is.  But when he comes looking for his love child, he will be turned back at the door.  I mean, really, can Court look nothing like a Yarnoz.  Seriously.  He is Scandinavian.  I have no idea where his genetic tree comes from.)
Who he acts like: his legal father. (Thank goodness.  He eats, sleeps and poops like a Yarnoz.  He has the genetic Bongo traits.  And wow, look at that belly!)
Who's brain: his legal father (calm placid.  Cries like a baby when left alone.)
Best attribute: His ability to selectively ignore his sisters.  Mila can be screaming her head off right next to him, and he could be asleep.
Best sayings: NA.  Best pose= his French bather sleeping pose.
Worst attribute: He has a tendency to get into crying fits where he just turns purple and goes limp.  Impressive, but not very manly.
Hopeful short term goal:  Turning his hair color brown.
Possible longterm job potential:  NFL offensice lineman (until I learned that he was 50% across the board on his peds percentiles), teddybear, professional Bongo player.  Doctor (probably will want to be like his daddy... unless Sven comes around!)

Camila Anne:
Current Nicknames: Mila, DoubleDeala, Mims, ToofieWoofies, Woofietoofs.
Who she looks like: Mommy.  (No diggity, no doubt.  Although the toofies might point to some other long lost genetic trait.  Sven?)
Who she acts like: Mommy (There is no doubt about this one too.  This girl knows what she wants and will not put up with anything else until she gets it.  She is all over the place, going at 110%  Doesn't nap... man I can go on and on.  I think she evens drinks coffee!!!)
Who's brain: mommy. (You look at her and you can honestly see the wheels churning.  She is plotting and sizing you up.  She is totally going to run this household.  We are all in trouble)
Best attribute: Those eyes are amazing.  (I'm toast)  Tied with her fearless attitude.
Best sayings: NA.  Although she does know the sign for milk, cereal, light and dog.  She's coming along
Worst attribute: She has a tendency to get over dramatic.  To the point of flailing around, screaming and trying to leap from your arms.  She especially hates diaper changes and is getting to the point where 1 person cannot do it alone.
Hopeful short term goal:  patience.  Channeling her energy for good and not evil
Possible longterm job potential:   president,queen/emperoress.  Professional soccer player.  Actor.  Businesswoman.  (Probably will be the smartest of all 3 and not be a doctor!!!)

Whew!  I hope that updates the lot.

I will get a little sappy here and say that when the Twizzles were born, I was not sure how I could love them as much as the Pizz.  She was total cuteness.  There were some initial rough spots, but there really is no doubt about it.  Some days when I get home late and they're all asleep, I get sad, knowing that is one day that I missed.  They are all amazing little people, each different and awesome in their own way.  They are all unique, and all YARNOZ!

May God help us!