Things Overheard During DaddyDaycare

The experience!

KP: "Mila, do you want to go dance with the Prince?"
M:"yeah"
KP:"daddy, we're going to dance with Prince Court and get married!"
E:" ok?"
KP:"Court, do you want to dance?"
C:"No"
KP:"OK., Mila let's go find another prince!"
... If it were only that easy...

10:22
E:" green is my favorite color"
KP:" mine toos"
E:"Kemper I thought your favorite was purple"
KP:"well, daddy, it is. I like purple, pink, white and green"
E:"wow. That's a lot of favorite colors"
KP:" yes daddy. I know"

10:33
M:"where'd mommy go?" For the 100th time this morning.
E:"to work. At the hospital!"
M:"oh" goes back to business coloring.
...
M:"where'd mommy go?"
E:"she left us alone, washed up and by ourselves, while she jetsets across Europe with a massage therapist named Sven, who looks a lot like Coco. "
M:"oh" goes back to coloring.
M:"coco go!"

2:15
As daddy and Kemper are getting ready to water the flowers
KP:" is your bottle heavy? Mines is"
E:" No. Daddy's bottle is light. I have big guns, remember ". (Flexing)
KP:"Oh yeah. Mines is not heavy either. I have little big guns too". (Flexes)


4:30
Mila, in a moment of "airing out", which consists of living sans diapers...
M: "daddy, I'm cold". Holding up a sweater.
E: "Mila, look at yourself you have no pants on!"
M: looks down, then to sweater, then to me... "Uh huh. I'm cold"
E:" So you want the sweater?"
M:"uh huh. Pleeeease!"
E:" ok". I put on the sweater, still leaving her to air out.
M:" thank you daddy!"
E:" you're welcome!"