"How Do I Feel???"

Now that Charmaine is feeling better, I think it is time to publish my secret project.



Everyday since we knew of the new tike's impending arrival, I have asked M "How Do You Feel?" Most responses have been mundane.... But the humorous ones, now there we have some fun...



So I have dutifully kept a log of her responses, which are now included below. Enjoy.



"How do you feel?"

• I feel like blegh!

• I feel like I'm renting out my body, and the tenant isn't very nice

• Feel!?!?!?!! How do you think I feel!!! Look at me, you bastard!!! It's all your fault!!!

• I feel like there is an alien inside me and ET won't Phone Home.

• I feel good. na-na-na-na-nanana!

• I feel like my appendix is up in my throat!

• I feel like she is using my left ureter as a baby rattle!!!

• I feel like there is a golf ball rolling around inside of me.

This led to a smattering of golf analogies...

• I feel like she's tearing up the golf course; she's 3 under par for the front nine!

• I feel like Tiger's brought out the driver to my lower back.

• I feel like a golf cart... and probably look like one too!