Kemper Hates Her Daddy!

Yup. It's true. And it only took 5 weeks!

For the last 24hours (ever since the last batch of grandparents left the GM... hmmm... coincidence?), the KP has not wanted a thing to do with her father.

Yup. I know. Horrible.

Every time I try to pick her up to play. She cries.
Every time I try to hold her, while the DQ does something, She cries.
Every time I try to console her when she cries, she cries louder.
I walk by her to talk to the DQ, she cries.
She cries.

I've tried everything that used to work: rocking, walking, singing, bouncing, the Jedi-mind trick. Nada .... zero... zilch. She actually amplifies her cries; getting all red everywhere. Almost as if she's going to pass out from lack of oxygen. (I think... hmm... that might quiet her down some!) But no! It continues, ad nauseum. Then Ham starts to cry too! I stand there, at wits end, trying to make her happy.

Then the DQ arrives, picks up the KP, and ... whimper, whimper... sniffle, sniffle... all better! Seriously!!! Like nothing ever happened.

I've heard of favoring one parent over the other, but this early?!?!

I have to get some boobs, and fast!