New iPhone Commercial

I am working on a new iPhone Commercial for a select marking group.  Here is what I have so far.

• Need an application to monitor the timing and frequency of your contractions.  There's an app for that!

• Need an application to keep your baby's vital statistics (height and weight).  There's an app for that!

• Need an application to track and time each of your baby's feedings, including noting which breast and/or bottle.  There's an app for that!

• Need an application to note each time your baby lays a dirty diaper.  There's an app for that!

• Need an application to record every time your baby naps.  There's an app for that!

• Need an application to light up the room in the middle of the night so you can see your baby latch on.  There's an app for that!

• Need an application to ensure that your husband doesn't go insane with all the other applications.  There's an app for that!

iPhone.  BabyYarnoz.