Who's Got the Biggest Belly?

So two days ago, while staring at a naked Pizz run around her room, I got to wondering: 'man that Pizzle's belly is pretty big!!!'

But in the BY Universe, who has the biggest belly??? I mean, I have put on some of my own baby weight, but really???

I needed a scientific method for my approach. Surely it wouldn't be fair to just measure bellies.... the poor GC2.0 would win by a landslide. I went all the way back to my Duke Engineering days (my parents would be soo proud). I brought in some higher level math. I needed a way to 'even the playing field'... I found it.

I would take the belly circumference at the widest point, and divide it by the total height. This would be a standardized ratio...

The results (oh, and for some reason i used the metric system... Dunno why):

The Editor: 96/183 = 52.5%

Hamilton: 74/142 = 52.1%

The Pizz: 53/76 = 69.7%

The GC2.0: 110/163 = 67.5%

So, the winner, by the hair of her little cuteness head...

Is The Pizz!!!!

We are so proud!!!