So what have we learned:
- We had no idea what we got ourselves into!
- One Month flies by when you don't sleep.
- Also, with the added ability to not eat, you can really shed some pounds!
- Also, also, with the added ability to produce high calorie breast milk, it is the new crash diet!!!
- The Twizz are sooooo cute
- Mila, aka The Mouse, is putting on weight.
- Court, aka The Dude, has GERD!
- The Mouse makes some horrifically spooky squeaks and shudders in the middle of the night.
- The Dude just lounges around.
- The both definitely have the Yarnoz GI tract.
- The frakkin heart monitors are an absolute pain in the rear. I think in the past month we have entangled/strangled ourselves, each of the Mouse/Dudes legs, the Ham, the crib, the Pizz, and diapers. These wires have also gotten Golder showers and Chocolate thunder!
- The Visa process in Brazil is a horrible cluster fudge!
- Thank God for Mastercard!
- Who knows where the DQ2.0 and I would be without the amazing assistance of the Mo, Lala, and Ita/Wowo.
- Two people can sleep soundly in a twin bed!
- Who would have thought that one boy's little junk would have caused soooo much fuss!
- NICU- schmicu!
- How can two babies sharing the same womb can be so extremely different in size, shape, eating and pooping habits.
- How could the Pizz be that afraid of Wowo?
- How that fear could be overcome by the Power of the Belly?!?
- Birth control! Catch the fever!
- Directional urination! It's all about positioning the junk!
- How much harder it is to change and clean a boy versus a girl.
- How much the Mouse looks like the Pizz.
- How much the Dude looks like the mailman!
- Man, I love the iPad. Damn that new 2.0!
- Who would have thought that all of our focus and life would be centered out of the Nursery 2.0
- How's the Visa process in South Africa?
- Just say no to Carbs!
- You can never have enough breastmilk.
- CLCs are never easy to find
- "My Brest Friend" is my new best friend! Where else can I hold the Twizz on each arm, surf the Internet on my iPad, and drink a beer, all from the comfort of my couch!
- I think Twizz call is much much worse than cardiology night call.
- The DQ 2.0 is the most amazing woman on the face of the earth. I challenge any of you, loyal BY Viewers, to come up with a woman that is more. You too, Hoff!
- Industrial strength breast pump- never thought I would utter that phrase... or is it udder?
- I have started signing Baby Signing Time songs in my sleep.
- The Pizz' signing vocabulary has exploded. Now if we can only figure out how to use forest animals, farm animals, sea creatures and nighttime objects in our day-to-day lives; we'd be set!
- Potty chair- still not happening
- I've got back my 4Runner!
- We'll never sleep in our own bedroom again
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