The Battleground: the Kitchen Patio
The Combatants: Kemper and the Editor
The Scene: After a lovely dinner out on the patio, the Pizz and the Editor battle it out over KP's remaining meal.
Here we go!
So we had just finished our lovely dinner outside, and the DQ2.0 was fixing the put the Twizzles down. The KP had some remaining food in her bowl.
Editor: "Pizz, finish your dinner."
KP: "No, Daddy. I not hungry."
E: "Ok, well. Have one more bite of pork chop"
KP: "Ok, Daddy." Piece goes in the mouth...
KP: chew... chew ... chew... "Daddy, look! The Moon!!!"
E: turns around... "Oh yes! There it is!" ... turns back around...
KP: ... "All done!!!"
E: "Really? Wow!"
Ham: chomp.. chomp.. chomp...
E: "Oh... I see! Pizz, take another bite."
KP: "Ok, Daddy." Piece goes in mouth.
KP: chew... chew ... chew... "Daddy, look! The Moon!!!"
E: "Uh huh... I know babygirl!" staring straight at her...
KP: chew... chew ... chew... "Daddy, look! The Moon!!!"
E: "Yes baby. The Moon!"
(now the battle begins. wits against wits. fool me once, shame on me... fool me twice!)
KP: chew... chew ... chew... Takes out the pork in her hands.
E: "Pizz, finish your pork chop"
KP: Bite back in mouth.
KP: chew... chew ... chew... Takes out the pork in her hands, now it looks horrific and nasty.
E: "Pizz, finish your pork chop"
KP: Bite back in mouth... chew... chew ... chew... "Daddy, look! The Moon!!!"
E: "Oh yes baby. It hasn't gone anywhere!"
KP: Takes out the almost disintegrated pork chop and looks at it.
E: "Pizz. Finish your pork chop."
KP: "Ok, Daddy" As she goes to put it back in her mouth, she "misses" and drops in on the ground. "Oops!... All done!"
Ham: chomp chomp chomp
E: "No babygirl. Take one more bite..."
KP: "Ok, Daddy"
10 minutes later.... The act continues. Essentially the same actions as above. Finally, after dropping her 3rd piece of pork on the ground, The Editor had enough and ended the battle. No dessert. Bath time!
I think I won the battle... Can I win the war?????!?!?!
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