Break time!!!

For those of you cannot tell what is going on, the DQ is away on a trip. It seems she has a "bachelorette party", which just happens to be in Atlanta. She's currently enjoying much relaxation and debauchery. Meanwhile, the editor takes one for the babyyarnoz universe. We will see if I survive. This weekend blog should be a blow-by-blow basis of my trials.

(ps. Any amusing stories this weekend will probably be waaayyy over exaggerated to maximize the guilt factor and build up my trump card for future Editor f-ups.)