Germ Theory

So, what the heck have you guys been doing over there in BY Universe?  (Editor's Note:  As you can tell, I'm trying to tone down my obnoxious language, so Pizz the Parrot won't repeat everything I say!)

Well, we've been practicing Germ Theory.

Essentially we've been railing against the theories of cleanliness and hygiene, to see what sticks.  Sharing pacies, nipples, bottles, diapers, hands, butts, noses, sneezes, farts......  This plus the venerable petri dish that has become the Pizz!!!


Well, eventually this lovely bit of organized chaos (Editors note:  Did I mention the DQ2.0 has purchased another calendar?  Yup...  This makes 10!) was going to come crashing back to reality.

Last week, it hit!  The Index case is, of couse, the Pizz.  She comes home from daycare a-coughing and a-snotting all over the place.  Failing to "cover her mouth" with her hands (like that would do anything anyway!), the virions were spread around the GM like weeds...  It was only a matter of time...

To the Editor... the GC2.0... Mila-mila Double Deala! ... and Coco Loco- his new "Mexican Fiesta nickname!"  (Editor's note: long story.  Cliff note version: the Editor got conned into cooking dinner's on Thurs.  He ran out of options two weeks ago, and "Mexican Fiesta" was born....  Coco Loco came shortly thereafter.)

So for the past 5-7 days, we've been wallowing in our own secretions.  The Twizzles definitely have it the worst, and are still getting over it.  This has undoubtedly regressed their sleeping habits.

So, please excuse our posting tardiness, while we recover from our own snot!