The BabyYarnoz Top 10

Well, as been subject of many posts, we here at BY Universe just cannot let this one go...  Like a bad penny it keeps turning up...

So here we take another (and hopefully final) stab at it...

The BY Top 10:  Top 10 Signs That the GC2.0 Pumps Too Much

10. She starts to call the pump her "third twin".

9. She ends every conversation with the phrase "I have to go pump!"

8. The rythmic sounds of the Industrial Strength Breast Pump is better than the sleep machine.

7. The GC2.0 can just look at the equipment and have a let down.

6. During one moment this past weekend, the GC2.0 was carrying the Pizz downstairs.  The Pizz looks down, points to the GC2.0's chest, and says "Pump!!!" 

5. She develops a ritual around each event, equipped with bra-holders, iPads, pillows and beverages!

4. She is actually considering naming our fourth child Madela. (Note: odds on fourth BY are 1,000,000,000,000:1)

3. She spends more time with the pump than with The Editor!!!

2.  The Pizz, while in one of her helter-skelter maneuvers, sits down with some pumping equipment... specifically a trumpet and bottle.  She lifts up her shirt, sticks the trumpet on her belly, and starts making the shhh-shhh-shhh sound!

1.  (You knew this one was coming)  She takes out an Industrial Strength, Hospital Grade rental machine.  When she returns said machine, the lady says "Wow!  That has only happened like 2 times in my 20 years in the business!!!"

Applause.  Applause