The Stuff that KP Says!!

Hello, BY Universe.  I was going to title this blog entry after the best selling book, and questionable TV series, "$#&!!! My Father Says" but figured the implications are too great.

You see, loyal BY Universe viewers, the Pizz is turning into a glorified parrot!  Yup.  She will repeat almost everything you say, if she feels like it.  She repeats back everything.  Unfortunately, the person she loves to repeat, at almost a 100% rate, is The Editor...

Oh No!  You might be thinking... The Editor has potty-mouth!!  Yes he does.  This must be some sort of cosmic karma inflicted on by the gods!  The Pizz does copy the GC2.0 and Merle (who I might start calling "Truckballs" in honor of her most recent adventures!!), but certainly not to the prodigious rate that she copies me.

Oh boy!

So without further ado:

• "Oh no.  What happened?"  (Usually when she drops something intentionally on the ground)
• Poo Poo.  (No apparent reason.  Not related to gas, tee-tee, or poop.)
• Potty (See above.  Really starting to bother us, since we are slowly trying to potty-train)
• "Ham-i-ton... sit!"  (Usually while standing in front of Ham... holding food)
• "Ham-i-ton... no!!!" (Usually right after, when Ham tries to eat the food from her hand)
• "Mine!" (pretty much everything.  Translates into "I want that")
• "Mila... baby"
• "Coco... brother..."  (Just another attempt at making nicknames by my part.  I think this one might stick!)
• Cake!  (uh oh... We gave Truckballs a cake for her 2-month anniversary last week, and after every dinner she asks for cake... along with making the appropriate sign!)
• "Ashes ashes!"  (She signs this when she wants you to start "Ring Around the Rosey".  She especially loves the "all fall down" part!)
• "What's that?"  (This is usually when she points and stares at something inappropriate.  Like this past weekend, she pointed to an old, wrinkled guy in a speedo at the pool.  I couldn't respond, I just turned and took her in the other direction.  She kept staring, over my shoulder.)
• "Shoes!"  (The Pizz is definitely a girl.  She loves shoes, putting them on, taking them off... somehow she always gets them on the opposite foot!)
• "Paci"  (uh oh!  She has begun to call for it by name...)
• "Baby sleeping"  (Usually right before she tries to wake up a Twizzle)
• "Cool". 
• "Down"
• "Pizza"  (Do I need to explain?)
• "Go Outside!"
• "Change Diaper"  (Just this past evening, the Pizz was crying.  The GC2.0 went in to check on her.  She said to change her diaper....)
• "It's Wet"  (Why?  Asked the GC2.0.  The Pizz pulled out her paci, and says, "Its wet!"  Sure enough it was!)
• "Daddy's car!"  (everytime I pick up the Pizz from daycare, we want outside.  She points at the Nina and says, "Daddys Car!!")
• "Shoes off!"  (pretty much without fail, everytime I drive her to or from school, she cannot stand having her shoes on.  She spends have the ride trying to take off her shoes... screaming!)
• "Daddy Help!!!"  (See above.  Pretty much anytime she wants something and can't do it herself.)
• "Its raining!"  (With appropriate sign gesture)

This list will be updated with further revelations from the Pizz!  Stay tuned.