- A quiet, blissful household
- Our young, carefree days
- Clothes free of spit up or snot
- Sleep
- The Breastpump
What a minute, you say! I remember that that baby was "Industrial strength, hospital grade." It could suck-start a Harley... suck the chrome off a bumper.... you get the drift. But apparently, the Industrial Strength, Hospital Grade Mandela Breast Pump met its match....
The GC 2.0!!!
Yup, you heard it correctly. I was flabbergasted when I came home from work today. I had to check it out myself. It has been confirmed.
Ding, dong the Breastpump was dead!!!!
It couldn't handle the size, load and duties placed on it by GC2.0. I think I can imagine the poor pump's last minutes of life this AM .... "shhh-shhh-shhh-shhh" (the usual sound it makes as it "pumps")... "shhh-shhh-shhh-sh^*!!!! I give up!!!! pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttt!" And then it was silenced forever.
Thank goodness, we have the BP1.0 aka the handsfree Mandela boobiesucker to start back up again...
I don't know how we're going to explain this one to the rental agency!
So, let us have a moment of silence, as we memorialize the loss of a true, dear friend of the family...
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