Sunday, May 29, 2011

In Memorial...

So we here in the BY Universe will be in memorial for many things this coming Memorial Day:
  • A quiet, blissful household
  • Our young, carefree days
  • Clothes free of spit up or snot
  • Sleep
  • The Breastpump

What a minute, you say!  I remember that that baby was "Industrial strength, hospital grade."  It could suck-start a Harley... suck the chrome off a bumper.... you get the drift.  But apparently, the Industrial Strength, Hospital Grade Mandela Breast Pump met its match....

The GC 2.0!!!

Yup, you heard it correctly.  I was flabbergasted when I came home from work today.  I had to check it out myself.  It has been confirmed.

Ding, dong the Breastpump was dead!!!!

 It couldn't handle the size, load and duties placed on it by GC2.0.   I think I can imagine the poor pump's last minutes of life this AM .... "shhh-shhh-shhh-shhh"  (the usual sound it makes as it "pumps")...  "shhh-shhh-shhh-sh^*!!!! I give up!!!! pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttt!"  And then it was silenced forever.

Thank goodness, we have the BP1.0 aka the handsfree Mandela boobiesucker to start back up again...

I don't know how we're going to explain this one to the rental agency!

So, let us have a moment of silence, as we memorialize the loss of a true, dear friend of the family...



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