Surviving the BtS-M2.0 Weekend - Best and Worst!!!

So many things happened this past weekend, that to try to post them all would, frankly, take up time that I just do not have right now.

(Editor's Note:  I am trying to blast this post out while attempting to put the Twizzles to bed.  Man, that Dude sure takes forever to fall asleep!!)

So here are the Best/Worst from the weekend, as only we here at BY Universe can dish out!!!

Best Family Moment:  frankly, just having everyone here was totally awesome.  It was a shame that some couldn't make it.  But to those that did, a heartfelt thanks!

Worst Family Moment:  well, just seems that there wasn't enough time in the days to truly talk to everyone... and feel like you reconnected.

Best Dressed:  Without a doubt....  The Man, the Myth, the new Legend!!  The Chan-man... All I have to say is 3-piece white linen suit with white bucks.  Absolutely fabulous.  I wish I had the skillz to pass that off.

Most Fabulous Dressing Options:  Mo.  Seems that she had like a ga-gillion dresses packed into her stainless steel coffin she called a suitcase...  After snapping these priceless pics, she returned to the GM to don a whole, new "cooking wardrobe"  Setting the bar pretty high here for the old chef to aspire too....

Best Performance by a Party, Not Named Yarnoz, Jasper, Rabalais, or Kinnett:  Tanya.  The Godmother-in-law stepped right in and was a part of this rapidly growing family.  She better be careful though... the way this family procreates ... just by essentially sneezing... is one for the scientific journals.  Be warned!!!


Best Food of the Weekend:  Man, I cannot decide.  I am still jones-ing for some hanger steak with chimchurri sauce...  An unbelievable shout out goes to the designed, producer and presenter of this lovely spread....  Mo!  Man, every day goes by that hurts me to realize that we couldn't kidnap you and make you our Mo-pair!



The Of-Course There has to be a Food Issue at Yarnoz Baptism Moment:  Sometimes a picture says a thousand words!!!  If only he had a Miller Lite in his hand!!!








Worst Dressed of the Weekend:  wait!  This isn't sexy?!?!?


Best Bet of the Weekend:  Two contestants.  Who'd start dancing first?  Laura or Anne.  The loser would start down a downward spiral...  Man, I thought I had a solid, solid selection.  I guess Chan has had a supremely long head start in this family.


The "Man I Feel Hungover...er... Wait... I Just Have a Gastroenteritis" award goes to....
The Editor.  I spent the whole Sunday popping Tums, Zantac, Tylenol in hopes of improving my condition.  When Grayson started vomiting outside.... hmmm... "Lightbulb!!!"  I'm just sick...  This was later supported/confirmed by Mo and Ita coming down with the affliction as well.

Most Quantity of Beer/Wine/Liquor that was Bought/Stored/Enjoyed in the GM in a while.  Enough said.

Best Improvisational Dance Floor:  well, leave it to the Rabalais/Kinnetts to make a dance floor anywhere... even in a smll kitchen patio.  All it takes is a little booze, a little "Aretha Franklin and the Blues" channel on Pandora, and the evening time to create a dancing extravaganza.

I don't know how you delete that?!  Sorry!

Best "Dance Monkey Dance!"  Of course.  Who else!  I have to produce the video soon.  But essentially all the ladies wanted to dance with him.  He was a machine!!!

Bad Combinations: iPhone cameras and booze....  woopsie!  I am sure that pic will get circulated for a while.

Best Cuteness Moment:  Hmmm... too many to choose from.  Just simply passed out cuteness to all. 



Worst Cuteness Moment: She did have some fussy moments...  especially when she wanted to be up at the altar during the BtS-M ceremonies.  It was almost like the S-Man had returned to inhabit the Pizz, and she new it... She wanted to get him out all over again!!!

Let's get this thing started!

Best Moment of the Weekend: realizing that this is going to be the last time we have to Banish the S-Man!!!!

What a minute?  You are going to do what?!?!