Tellin' Time!

So, I should probably explain myself.  Sometimes, in the realm of the Editor, I post things that are well known to me, and forget that the BY Universe might have no idea what I'm talking about.

Probably happens more than I think (especially with the Hoff!)

Anyway, I posted a picture of the Twizzles in their crib that should be explained...  So without further adieu...

We have realized that you can tell what time of evening it is by the Twizzles alignment in their crib.

Exhibit A

(edited from the archives)

(Editor's note: Look how crazy small they were!)

Anyway, we put the Twizzles to bed around 7pm... then the fun happens.  When you check on them around midnight, they pretty much are at midnight position.  Then during the evening, they move.  And if one starts to cry, you stumble in at some god-forsaken hour, and you can always tell what time it is, by their position.

Mila is extremely reliable.  Almost like a Timex or Omega.  She always gets the time right.  Especially at 6am, when she's ready to get up... her head is always at the 6am position!  Amazing!

The Dude... well... um... he's sort of like one of those plastic watches you can buy from a vending machine game for a buck.  Gets the time right like twice a day.  He's all over the place, and sometimes not even in a time that is physically possible.

Exhibit B

You can tell by the perfect female Spanish-Cajun engineering that it is 4:30 -  5 o'clock in the morning.  Correct!!!  However, by quirk of the male Spanish-Cajun engineering, you think you're in Greece.  Alas...

We're still working out the kinks.