Wednesday, July 15, 2009

We're Under 50!!!

Whew!!!


Well, how are we celebrating this? The GC is off to work. (Somebody has to! I mean, how are we going to pay for all this!!?!?) I haven't heard from her yet, so I do not know how it is going.


As for my end, I am left at the Green Machine. I am in charge!! (Uh-oh!) This, unknowingly, has put a tremendous strain on my psyche and innards. I cannot leave the house! Not for fear of missing an important decision or to keep the Killerdog at bay. Also, with all these noxious chemicals around, I worry about ol' Ham's safety. I am extremely important to this process!

Yes, I am!!


(Editor's note: My one shining moment of glory came yesterday when the electricians asked me for placement of light switches. I don't remember where the GC was. But I froze... thought about the options... and then made a decision. See, that wasn't bad....


Thankfully, the contractor arrived 5 mins later.... and corrected my earth-shattering decision... I was wrong... Problem solved.)


(Editor's note 2: Right at this moment, Ham is sprawled out on the living room carpet snoozing. At one moment earlier he let out a dream-bark. I think he was hunting cats in his sleep!)



So, as you can see, I am extremely important to this renovation process! I will soldier on here at the Green Machine, stamping out renovation errors and defending the territory, all for the arrival of one Baby Yarnoz!

Hmmm, where's the GC?

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